A guy walks into a bar throws his phone on the bar and murmurs, “Damn phone.” The bartender slings him an iced mug of suds (presumedly root beer), and asks the patron, “Having troubles with your phone?” The guy answers, “Damnedest thing, I just locked myself out of my own Facebook account on my phone.” The bartender asks, “How the hell’d you do that?” The guy says, “There I was, using Facebook on my phone like I always do, and Bam! Up comes this popup saying,
Someone just logged into your Facebook account from Marysville, Washington.
Was that you?
“Hell no. I’m in Olympia, Washington. So, I pressed the big blue ‘No, it’s not me’ button.”
“Next thing you know, my Facebook screen goes blank.
“Now, I try to get into my Facebook or messenger account and all I get is this blank white screen.”
Did you try uninstalling and reinstalling the app?
“Yep. Did that. Same thing. Just a blank white screen.”
The bartender says, “Around here, it’s all about partners and phones these days. All the same thing.”
The patron asks, “What do you mean?”
The bartender answers, “It’s all the same thing,
You can’t live with ‘em
and
You can’t live without ‘em.
“Tell me about it.”
BTW, does anyone know how to resolve this issue?
(I’m asking for a friend.)